The Alien

He came from a parallel universe through a wormhole. His home was in another universe. It was foresty and beautiful, with a colorful sky and shimmering plants. He eats food we normally eat. he walks around on two legs (both here and on his planet), and he is very social. Since he’s moved to Earth, he has grown to like fedoras, suits, and the like. He’s green.

~green

~humanoid

~blue eyed

~short

~alien-ish

~other-worldly

~favorite color-green

~favorite food- chocolate(nutella, brownies, etc.)

~friendly

Hello, Earthlings!

My name is Adam, and I come from a parallel universe. It’s very much like yours, but there are differences. My home planet, about the size of your Mars, orbited a sun called H’rathblog. It had two moons, and an atmosphere similar to Earth’s, but with less problems with the ozone layer. Seriously, you guys have messed yours up. You should really pay more attention to your home. A typical day on my planet involves fighting invaders from the nearby planet Zorblax. Zorblaxians have been trying to take over our planet since they accidentally destroyed their moon and completely messed up their tides and ecosystem. But that’s only half the time...on calmer days, we like to make video blogs and drink tea. Perhaps get some drawing done, using the abundant natural chalk rocks. We’re really artists, at heart. Except when we’re fighting Zorblaxians. I suppose we’re artists, then, too...masters of the art of war. The Zorblaxians never can get through our defense. Though they did take my eye in the great battle of Filgderath. I’d say I’d get my revenge, but while studying a black hole to see if it yielded any scientific revelations that could help our side of the war, I accidentally crossed the event horizon. Luckily for me, wormhole theory proved true, and I wound up in your universe. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to get home. Another wormhole could send me somewhere else entirely. But I’ll figure it out someday. Until then, your planet is really quite pleasant.